Terms of Service
Use Needlss as much as you like. It won't help. That's the point, and it's in writing.
Acceptance
By using Needlss, you agree to these terms. You also acknowledge that you had better things to do.
The service
Needlss provides tools that work exactly as designed. They are designed to be useless.
We make no promise of usefulness. We do, however, guarantee its absence.
Do not rely on Needlss
Do not use Password for real passwords. Do not use Calculate for your taxes. Do not use Timer to cook anything. Do not use Coin Flip to decide anything, which, in fairness, it won't let you do anyway.
Availability
Needlss may be unavailable from time to time, for maintenance or for no reason at all. You are unlikely to notice the difference.
Liability
Needlss is provided "as is", without warranties of any kind. We are not responsible for decisions not made, time not measured, numbers not returned, or units not converted.
Intellectual property
The design, code and jokes on Needlss are ours. password123 belongs to everyone.
Changes to these terms
We may update these terms. When we do, the date at the top of this page will change. That will be the most useful thing on the page.